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Alice

2025-06-09T06:09:01Z

GeneralFod: Created page with "Alice is the Rusty Barnacle's virtual AI assistant, with a striking resemblance to Dead Suzy."

Alice is the Rusty Barnacle's virtual AI assistant, with a striking resemblance to [[Dead Suzy]].

See full article on Session 15

2025-06-09T06:07:49Z

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The party gathers their uniforms and go aboard the Rusty Barnacle. [[Alice]], the ships virtual AI assistant who mysteriously resembles [[Dead Suzy]], gives a rundown to the party of what is happening in the world and the mission ahead of them. Every member agrees to this mission, and then they elected Blaze Dragon as their Captain. The Rusty Barnacle travels its way to Pirate Isle, which is an ancient Pirate Base that is now a state funded free museum.

After being toured of the base, Suzy tells the party that one of her ancestors (Aika, famous sky pirate) use to live here. They ask the security guards permission to explore the island, and they permitted it, only if they cause no trouble.

The party went into Aika's house, and Zirconium immediately started opening the dresser drawers. A security guard confronted them, and Blaze Dragon was drunklike rude, while Zirconium pulled the guard back in as he tried to leave. Suzy tried to knock the guard out as he called for reinforcements, and Ziti scared the guard with magic.

Aika's earrings, on top of the dresser, then emitted out a white light, freezing time around the party. A light vision of Aika appeared, instructing the party to return the earrings to her daughter, Alice. Suzy tries to tell Aika that she is a descendant of her, but the vision disappears.

Blaze Dragon drunklike passes out on Aika's bed, and Suzy makes her way back to the ship, urging her party to make an escape while the time freeze was in effect. When time unfreezes, a group of security guards reinforce the area, interrogating the party and asking them to surrender. The party refuses, and another time freeze magic beam emits from the earrings, urging the party to escape. The party refuses.

The party scares the security guards with more magic and trickery, and the guards all retreat. Alarm sirens go off, and red lights alarms flash, and Suzy urges the party to escape. Suzy and Waldo carry a passed out Blaze Dragon to the ship, while Zirconium, Abra Cadaver, and Ziti stay behind.

The Valuan Armada shows up, and troop transport ships carry Mage Knights in several boats, surrounding the island. The Valuans urge the vastly outnumbered magic users to surrender.

See full article on Session 15

2025-06-09T06:07:26Z

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The party gathers their uniforms and go aboard the Rusty Barnacle. Alice, the ships virtual AI assistant who mysteriously resembles [[Dead Suzy]], gives a rundown to the party of what is happening in the world and the mission ahead of them. Every member agrees to this mission, and then they elected Blaze Dragon as their Captain. The Rusty Barnacle travels its way to Pirate Isle, which is an ancient Pirate Base that is now a state funded free museum.

After being toured of the base, Suzy tells the party that one of her ancestors (Aika, famous sky pirate) use to live here. They ask the security guards permission to explore the island, and they permitted it, only if they cause no trouble.

The party went into Aika's house, and Zirconium immediately started opening the dresser drawers. A security guard confronted them, and Blaze Dragon was drunklike rude, while Zirconium pulled the guard back in as he tried to leave. Suzy tried to knock the guard out as he called for reinforcements, and Ziti scared the guard with magic.

Aika's earrings, on top of the dresser, then emitted out a white light, freezing time around the party. A light vision of Aika appeared, instructing the party to return the earrings to her daughter, Alice. Suzy tries to tell Aika that she is a descendant of her, but the vision disappears.

Blaze Dragon drunklike passes out on Aika's bed, and Suzy makes her way back to the ship, urging her party to make an escape while the time freeze was in effect. When time unfreezes, a group of security guards reinforce the area, interrogating the party and asking them to surrender. The party refuses, and another time freeze magic beam emits from the earrings, urging the party to escape. The party refuses.

The party scares the security guards with more magic and trickery, and the guards all retreat. Alarm sirens go off, and red lights alarms flash, and Suzy urges the party to escape. Suzy and Waldo carry a passed out Blaze Dragon to the ship, while Zirconium, Abra Cadaver, and Ziti stay behind.

The Valuan Armada shows up, and troop transport ships carry Mage Knights in several boats, surrounding the island. The Valuans urge the vastly outnumbered magic users to surrender.

See full article on Session 15

2025-06-09T06:06:42Z

GeneralFod: Created page with "The party gathers their uniforms and go aboard the Rusty Barnacle. Alice, the ships virtual AI assistant who mysteriously resembles Dead Suzy, gives a rundown to the party of what is happening in the world and the mission ahead of them. Every member agrees to this mission, and then they elected Blaze Dragon as their Captain. The Rusty Barnacle travels its way to Pirate Isle, which is an ancient Pirate Base that is now a state funded free museum. After being toured of th..."

The party gathers their uniforms and go aboard the Rusty Barnacle. Alice, the ships virtual AI assistant who mysteriously resembles Dead Suzy, gives a rundown to the party of what is happening in the world and the mission ahead of them. Every member agrees to this mission, and then they elected Blaze Dragon as their Captain. The Rusty Barnacle travels its way to Pirate Isle, which is an ancient Pirate Base that is now a state funded free museum.

After being toured of the base, Suzy tells the party that one of her ancestors (Aika, famous sky pirate) use to live here. They ask the security guards permission to explore the island, and they permitted it, only if they cause no trouble.

The party went into Aika's house, and Zirconium immediately started opening the dresser drawers. A security guard confronted them, and Blaze Dragon was drunklike rude, while Zirconium pulled the guard back in as he tried to leave. Suzy tried to knock the guard out as he called for reinforcements, and Ziti scared the guard with magic.

Aika's earrings, on top of the dresser, then emitted out a white light, freezing time around the party. A light vision of Aika appeared, instructing the party to return the earrings to her daughter, Alice. Suzy tries to tell Aika that she is a descendant of her, but the vision disappears.

Blaze Dragon drunklike passes out on Aika's bed, and Suzy makes her way back to the ship, urging her party to make an escape while the time freeze was in effect. When time unfreezes, a group of security guards reinforce the area, interrogating the party and asking them to surrender. The party refuses, and another time freeze magic beam emits from the earrings, urging the party to escape. The party refuses.

The party scares the security guards with more magic and trickery, and the guards all retreat. Alarm sirens go off, and red lights alarms flash, and Suzy urges the party to escape. Suzy and Waldo carry a passed out Blaze Dragon to the ship, while Zirconium, Abra Cadaver, and Ziti stay behind.

The Valuan Armada shows up, and troop transport ships carry Mage Knights in several boats, surrounding the island. The Valuans urge the vastly outnumbered magic users to surrender.

DM of the Week

2025-06-09T06:05:20Z

GeneralFod:

This is an ongoing homebrew campaign for Dungeons & Dragons. Every session the role of DM rotates to a different player. This is typically done with the DM's player character becoming too preoccupied to participate in the session.

== Player Characters ==
''(by rotating DM order)''

* [[Zad]]
* [[BlazeDragon]]
* [[Ziti]]
* [[Suzy]]
* [[Abra Cadaver]]
* [[Waldo]]

== Non-Player Characters ==
* [[Dr Disrespect|Dr. Disrespect]]
* [[John Arbuckle]]
* [[Peter|Peter the Doorknob]]
* [[Dead Suzy]]

== Sessions ==
Every official summary was written by the DM, with the exception of Session 2 where Ziti wrote it for BlazeDragon, as well as Sessions 1 and 4 where nothing was written by anyone. Every session has a main article with a more in-depth summary and some have a list of mysteries still unsolved in the campaign.

=== Session 1 ===
'''DM:''' Zad

'''Date:''' 10/20/2024

'''Official Summary:''' (DM didn't write a summary)

''[[Session 1|See full article on Session 1]]''

=== Session 2 ===
'''DM:''' BlazeDragon
''[[Session 1|See full article on Session 1]]''
'''Date:''' 10/27/2024

'''Official Summary written by Ziti:''' Charizard and Mike are dead, bodies taken by the [[Dr Disrespect|doctor]]. Suzy succesfully hid in cellar. Zad climbed onto roof after crashing Jeep, hid and isn't getting caught. Waldo wasn't noticed. Abra was also not noticed.

''[[Session 2|See full article on Session 2]]''

=== Session 3 ===

'''DM:''' Ziti

'''Date:''' 11/03/2024

'''Official Summary:''' The party made its way to the castle, the majority fell into a chute trap, Zad played music and went through the back entrance to the underground. The party went through rooms that required a special solution per member. They met a skull head guy named [[John Arbuckle]] who is tagging along with them as they attempt to recover the bodies of BlazeDragon and Baked Ziti

''[[Session 3|See full article on Session 3]]''

=== Session 4 ===

'''DM:''' Suzy

'''Date:''' 11/11/2024

'''Official Summary:''' (DM didn't write a summary)

''[[Session 4|See full article on Session 4]]''

=== Session 5 ===

'''DM:''' Abra Cadaver

'''Date:''' 11/18/2024

'''Official Summary:''' The party resurrects Ziti after piecing together a password found in Dr Disrespect's lab. John turned into a giant skeleton working for Disrespect and was defeated by the party. They discover the futuristic technology was invented by an alien race of giant birds called [[the Sparrows]]. They stock up on food, take a jeep, blow up the remaining jeeps, and drive down the mountain.

''[[Session 5|See full article on Session 5]]''

=== Session 6 ===

'''DM:''' Waldo

'''Date:''' 11/25/2024

'''Official Summary:''' The team escaped doctor disrespect base and drive down the mountain on the opposite side and eventually they entered a foresty area and the car shutdown causing the crew to crash into a tree. luckily no one was injured and discover that they almost crashed into the traveling carnival. They spend night at freddies aka the halfling medical tent inside the carnival after inquiring some questions about Dr.Disrespect influence around the area. They found that Dr.Disrespect hasn't had a hand in the traveling caravan yet. In morning the team enjoys all the skill games such as some knife throwing, to arm wrestling, drinking, and the carnivals got talent show winning many of the prizes and getting cool magical items. Lets not forget the infamous palm reading that suzy encountered. As the team finished getting their items and the carnival closing they suddenly hear an explosion. What could that explosion be? was it the vehicle? is it dr.disrespect?

''[[Session 6|See full article on Session 6]]''

=== Session 7 ===

'''DM:''' Zad

'''Date:''' 12/16/2024

'''Official Summary:''' A forest fire descended from the upper forest, so the party evacuated downhill with the carnies. The carnival took a different road, and the party continued toward [[Compton]], now visible across the desert as a series of massive black blocks in the distance. It's also across a meandering, deep white-walled canyon (no one has seen how deep or what's at the bottom). On the way to the canyon, the party notices they're being observed with periscopes coming from the ground. Investigation reveals a perverted dwarven surveillance complex, connected to Dr. Disrespect. It was protected by an owlbear abombination which ate Suzy's hand for a while. The party left the caves and kept making their way to Compton. There's a bridge across the canyon, with a fort at each end. They shop at and camp outside the fort, having been advised that "they're not letting anyone across the bridge."

''[[Session 7|See full article on Session 7]]''

=== Session 8 ===

'''DM:''' BlazeDragon

'''Date:''' 01/21/2025

'''Official Summary:''' but they are just idiots that have heard what lesser minions of the soldiers said - dr disrep

''[[Session 8|See full article on Session 8]]''

=== Session 9 ===

'''DM:''' Ziti

'''Date:''' 02/03/2025

'''Official Summary:''' Party beat up cop, tied him to tree, stole his car, went to town, hid car at willow tree, went to beach. Ziti realzed the food in town tasted just like the liquid used in the tank in Dr Disrespects mansion. At noon everyone in town performed some hypnosis prayer to Mr Beast at the same time, then went back to normal like nothing happened. Mr Beast town fair, Mr Beast revealed as a Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde type character with Dr Disrespect as his other personality. Party cast [https://5e.tools/spells.html#sleep_xphb sleep] on Mr Beast, covered him in mime makeup, and is leaving the beach with him.

''[[Session 9|See full article on Session 9]]''

=== Session 10 ===
'''DM:''' Suzy

'''Date:''' 02/17/2025

'''Official Summary:''' The party drove out of Compton, only to see a police checkpoint. They did a 180, only to be pursued by the cop. When they parked at a Casino, they were interrogated by the cops, but convinced the cops to let them go. While driving back into Compton, Mr. Beast awakens, and then has a Jekyll/Hyde transition into Dr. Disrespect. Peter the Doorknob is suddenly changed, and he starts floating in the air. Ziti throws him out the window, only for Peter to follow them in pursuit. At an intersection, the jeep stops, and Peter destroys it with a laser blast. Peter then knocks out Suzy with a stun ray, while BlazeDragon is knocked out in the jeep from the laser blast. The party fights Peter the Doorknob, but Peter frees Dr. Disrespect during the fight from his binds. Dr. Disrespect makes a run for it, but Zad casts sleep on him. Peter is obliterated into pieces, and the crowd of people at the intersection run around in panic and confusion. The party tries to blend in with the crowd as they see a cop car from every direction approach the area. The last thing that happens is that the four cop cars open their doors, only for a Sparrow to emerge from each car.

''[[Session 10|See full article on Session 10]]''

=== Session 11 ===
'''DM:''' Abra Cadaver

'''Date:''' 03/31/2025

'''Summary:''' Abra Cadaver is arrested, the party is split up, eventually find each other, learn the sparrows need to fulfill the prophecy and decide to fulfill the prophecy for them, getting Abra back in the process. They are given a book called How to Invent Everything and are told to give it to birds in the past. They go through a portal and end up in the age of dinosaurs.

''[[Session 11|See full article on Session 11]]''
=== Session 12 ===

'''DM:''' Waldo

Date: 04/26/2025

'''Official Summary:''' There's more prophecies! The party goes on a not-Easter egg hunt. Suzy got ink lol.

* Here: Village of Sand Andreas
** [[Tamahuran|Tamahura]] Tribe
* North: in the mountains
** Dwarves and [[The Sparrows]]
* East:
** Elves
* South: Ocean
** Hordes of orc tribes

''[[Session 12|See full article on Session 12]]''

=== Session 13 ===

'''DM:''' Zad

Date: 05/04/2025

'''Official Summary:''' Suzy notices that the mural now shows her titty ink, and that the mural Suzy has a blue gi instead of orange. The party opts to quest east to visit the elves first and so is given trading supplies and [[Bessie]] the Ankylosaur. Bessie takes them on the road to the elves which goes through the ruins: a huge pyramid.

Inside they find a lake on the shore of which anything said aloud seems to come true. Comments by Abra Cadaver inadvertently summon in a [[Dead Suzy|resurrectarded Suzy]] from a parallel universe (in a blue gi) whose party completed the mural quest but instead of being sent forward thousands of years, was sent back in time thousands of years. She thinks [[the Sparrows]], or [[Toby]] the [[Tamahuran]] (or both), is responsible for the fuckup, and is willing to work with the party to do it right this time.

''[[Session 13|See full article on Session 13]]''

=== Session 14 ===

'''DM:'''

Date:

'''Official Summary:'''

''[[Session 14|See full article on Session 14]]''

====== Session 15 ======
'''DM:''' Suzy

Date: 06/08/2025

''[[See full article on Session 15]]''

DM of the Week

2025-06-09T06:02:39Z

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Session 9

2025-05-05T07:00:49Z

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This was the ninth session of the Dungeons & Dragons campaign [[DM of the Week]]. The DM was [[Ziti]] and it took place on February 3, 2025.

== Summary ==
A cop took [[BlazeDragon]] and told him he had work to do for [[Dr Disrespect|Mr Beast]]. Down the road, the rest of the party intercepted the cop's car and tied him to a tree. The cop told them BlazeDragon owed a debt to Mr Beast, but didn't know who Dr Disrespect was. The party stole his car, finally entered [[Compton]], visited a gas station, and saw several products branded by Mr Beast. They discovered Mr Beast looked exactly like Dr Disrespect. The next day, the party joined a Mr Beast festival at the beach. Eating a Mr Beast hot dog, Ziti realized it tasted exactly like the liquid from his [[Resurrection Tank|resurrection tank]] at Dr Disrespect's castle. They concluded they should never eat anything in Compton. Confirming this, at exactly noon every citizen at the festival fell into a hypnotic stupor and said a prayer to Mr Beast.

They saw Mr Beast giving out juice boxes from his booth at the beach festival. Spying on him in his tent, they found him shaking, saying "No, I don't want to be Mr Beast. I want to be Dr Disrespect." They realized they were split personalities, similar to Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. BlazeDragon cast [https://5e.tools/spells.html#sleep_xphb Sleep] on him and painted him in mime makeup. [[Abra Cadaver]] cast [https://5e.tools/spells.html#disguise%20self_xphb Disguise Self], turned into Mr Beast, ran outside and yelled "I'm crazy!" and jumped into the ocean. Mr Beast's crowd of fans followed him into the ocean while the rest of the party escaped. Abra cast [https://5e.tools/spells.html#find%20familiar_xphb Find Famliar] and summoned a dolphin to pull him towards the pier where he met with the rest of the party at the jeep, holding Dr Disrespect/Mr Beast.

== Unsolved Mysteries ==

* What was the debt BlazeDragon owed to Mr Beast? [[BlazeDragon#BlazeDragon's Debt|See full analysis]]

== Gallery ==
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2025-05-05T07:00:07Z

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2025-05-05T06:59:28Z

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