The Sparrows

The Sparrows are an alien race of giant birds in the Dungeons & Dragons campaign DM of the Week. The people of Compton have only heard rumors about them being like the Illuminati and inventing and selling Jeeps. In Dr Disrespect's laboratory, Abra Cadaver discovered evidence of their true alien nature and their alliance with Dr Disrespect. They invented all futuristic technology, including all of the computers in the doctor's lab. They have their talons in every world government and Abra discovered they were crucial in the plot to murder Lord Ratface, probably to gain control of Falador. Every little sparrow seen flying around is also an alien. The reason they invented the Jeep was Sparrows always say "cheep cheep."

Peter nearly confirmed he saw giant sparrows at Dr Disrespect's castle before BlazeDragon decided he was annoying and cast Sleep on him.